230) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 
When a kingpin threatens New York City, a news reporter find a quad of mutants which makes an alliance to unravel Shredder’s plan as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
3/10 – This never really got going. Megan Fox looked so vacant, I actually didn’t realise it was even her in the film. As I have a load of reviews to stick up, this is one I can’t be bothered to spend a lot of time on. There was really not that much to like about this film, but it was entertaining if you really lower your expectations. Shredder was overkill, the dialogue was awful and unfunny, the storyline was basic and dull.
This exchange sums up how stupid this film is;
April O’Neil: What are you?
Leonardo: Well, miss, we’re ninjas.
Raphael: We’re mutants!
Donatello: Technically, we’re turtles.
Michelangelo: And we’re teenagers. But we can have adult conversations.
April O’Neil: So, you’re… Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
Donatello: When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!