156) The Man With The Iron Fists (2012)
On the hunt for a fabled treasure of gold, a band of warriors, assassins, and a rogue British soldier descend upon a village in feudal China, where a humble blacksmith looks to defend himself and his fellow villagers
2/10 – A self indulgent film about a man with Iron Fists, who is barely in it, can hardly act and has to fight a weird combination of a metal version of The Thing played by Dave Batista while Russell Crowe fumbles about in a brothel for the most part. I’d have rather watched a film about the man with iron shits. At least that might have been somewhat entertaining.